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Advice from a Country Farmer

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The author of Don’t Whiz on an Electric Fence and When I Am an Old Coot spreads some down-home, hard-won, gut-busting facts.
 
Dishing out witty one-liners and old-fashioned country logic the same way an old camp cook dishes out beans and biscuits, Roy English’s Advice from a Country Farmer is simply this—no-nonsense humor and wisdom from a country gentleman schooled in common sense and kindness.
 
  • “Most farmers work only half a day; the other twelve hours they do other stuff.”
  • “When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.”
  • “Don’t skinny dip with snapping turtles.” 
  • “Horsepower is no substitute for horse sense.”
  • “The only farmers who sleep late are in the cemetery.”
  • “Nobody works harder than a farmer, except maybe a farmer’s wife.”

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    Publisher: Gibbs Smith

    Kindle Book

    • Release date: May 29, 2020

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    • ISBN: 9781423618614
    • Release date: May 29, 2020

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    • ISBN: 9781423618614
    • File size: 366 KB
    • Release date: May 29, 2020

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    English

    The author of Don’t Whiz on an Electric Fence and When I Am an Old Coot spreads some down-home, hard-won, gut-busting facts.
     
    Dishing out witty one-liners and old-fashioned country logic the same way an old camp cook dishes out beans and biscuits, Roy English’s Advice from a Country Farmer is simply this—no-nonsense humor and wisdom from a country gentleman schooled in common sense and kindness.
     
  • “Most farmers work only half a day; the other twelve hours they do other stuff.”
  • “When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.”
  • “Don’t skinny dip with snapping turtles.” 
  • “Horsepower is no substitute for horse sense.”
  • “The only farmers who sleep late are in the cemetery.”
  • “Nobody works harder than a farmer, except maybe a farmer’s wife.”

    Expand title description text